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> WELCOME TO MY EPIC WEBSITE

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> THIS IS WHERE IT ALL BEGINS

thats right baybee i'm writing again and that means i'm cackling and stirring a metaphor cauldron and splashing little analogies in there

> WHO ARE YOU?

glad you asked because i FUCKING LOVE talking about myself (hello federal agent reading this for my profile i hope we can be friends!!)

my name is luna, i'm 24 at the time of writing this (and i'll be really terrible at updating this so don't be surprised if this is not accurate). i'm a girl living in the united states (for now).

my brain works a little weird, and because of that i'm kind of a jack of all. everything. i guess. i enjoy a tremendous amount of media, but i specifically enjoy playing videogames and watching movies with my friends which, now that i've typed that out is a pretty generic response but there's a LOT of movies and videogames out there so cut me some slack im trying to catch up!

i currently work in software support, specifically vendor-side licensing and occasional technical issues, but i have a wide variety of skills that i use in my day-to-day.

> WHAT HAS HAPPENED?

let me give you some context on where we are when i've made this website. the date (of writing this) is 11/8/2024. hopefully, there will be years of posts following this one; but you know how these things go.

i have been grappling with how to handle this kind of fear. optimism is low, and the pressure is high. so instead of turning inward to my despair, i am going to swim upward and keep myself afloat.

obviously, this will be difficult. but i'm going to try it anyway, because fuck it we ball.

"Psychologically stand up and face those demons once and for all. That takes great courage, determination, and stamina. And doing so should make you hold your head up: At least you're trying. At least you're moving forward." -- Dave Pelzer

> WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

come on man that's not nice. be nice. unless they're not nice in which case you can be not nice but you get the idea moving on

> WHY IS THERE NO NAVBAR?

glad you asked! it's because i hate you and i hate everything and i hate navbars. you have to navigate OLD FASHIONED STYLE using the helpful totally-not-a-navbar list of links at the bottom of the page.

> ANYTHING ELSE, WEIRDO?

if you are wondering where i am on the political compass here you go:

political compass, but with cat gifs

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