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> WELCOME TO MY EPIC WEBSITE

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> THIS IS WHERE IT ALL BEGINS

thats right baybee i'm writing again and that means i'm cackling and stirring a metaphor cauldron and splashing little analogies in there

> WHO ARE YOU?

glad you asked because i FUCKING LOVE talking about myself (hello federal agent reading this for my profile i hope we can be friends!!)

my name is luna, i'm 25

my brain works a little weird, and because of that i'm kind of a jack of all. everything. and nothing. i guess. i enjoy a tremendous amount of media, but i specifically enjoy playing videogames and watching movies with my friends which, now that i've typed that out is a pretty generic response but there's a LOT of movies and videogames out there so cut me some slack im trying to catch up! i write a lot, and made this website so i have a space to share my thoughts and really articulate how i feel.

> WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?

come on man that's not nice. be nice. unless they're not nice in which case you can be not nice but you get the idea moving on

> WHY IS THERE NO NAVBAR?

glad you asked! it's because i hate you and i hate everything and i hate navbars. you have to navigate OLD FASHIONED STYLE using the helpful totally-not-a-navbar list of links at the bottom of the page.

> ANYTHING ELSE, WEIRDO?

if you are wondering where i am on the political compass here you go:

political compass, but with cat gifs

by the way, this page uses goatcounter to track site statistics. it's a privacy-friendly alternative to google analytics, and i suggest using it as it's free for reasonable useage and very user-friendly. it's likely your adblocker has blocked it if you are on desktop, which i am totally okay with and encourage - but if you would like your visit to be counted on the little number that makes me smile you should turn it off for a second!! goatcounter